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When We Go Extinct ...
When the aliens reach Earth and start piecing together why we couldn't make it as a species, the real story of our demise will lie in the little things about human nature, like the way we ...
Can't stop playing video games.
Gladly steal stuff that washed ashore in broad daylight, just because we can.
Ruin our lives by holing up in our house with nothing but a bunch of firearms and a delusional conviction about not paying income tax.
Ruin (or end) the lives of thousands of others and wonder why we haven't received more thank-you notes.
Look at a bunch of CEO's who petition the President for action on climate change (because we all know CEO's are a bunch of tree-hugging moonbats), and ignore them.
Get ourselves into situations like this, which I can't even summarize here but which will make you shake your head, guaranteed.
Then again, if a victim can text-message a thief to appeal to his better instincts, and then find her stolen bag, phone, bank cards, and cash returned to her residence intact -- with an apology and promise to be a better person -- then perhaps there's still hope.
(At least until she loses her apartment, her job, and her money after she gets fired because she stopped showing up to work because she couldn't stop playing video games.)
Humanity, what have we wrought?